Confessions of a Partyphile – Starr slum book

by Zhaun Ortega

Ever since the bars were closed down pre-elections in May 2010, the party scene has become somewhat of a bore. Thankfully, like the mythical Phoenix, it always seems to resurrect itself and breathe new (party) life for the party hungry partyphiles in the city of Durians. Enter: Starr. This (relatively) new bar seems to be the club du jour of Davao City for the moment. It is where hot partyphiles flock to get their fill of cold drinks, hot beats, and for the first time in a long time, really good, restaurant quality, club food. But there is one more thing that is note worthy about Starr.
If you’ve partied at Starr and have seen the staff interacting with each other, you would realize that they are like one big family; and this warmth translates to how they serve their customers. It is nice to think that their idea of giving customers star treatment (pun intended) is making them feel like they are part of the family. Thus, they not only offer the best beats, gastronomically gorgeous food, and bangin’ service; they also give their customers an experience that is worth a visit.
Now here is a party tip: if you want to get the best service at any bar, anywhere in the world; you must be chummy with the staff. Starr is no exemption. If you want to be treated like a friend, be a friend. And between you and me, it is the least you could do in return for Starr’s new “no door charge” policy for the whole month of January.
So I opened up my party Slum Book and tore off a page, for you, my favorite reader. Take the information here and use it to your advantage. Here are the entries of the Starr staff:
Hi! My name is: Miss Plong
I’m Starr’s resident: Manager
I’m the best at: supervising manpower, marketing, organizing function, and events.
Call me if you need: my service.
Get on my good side by buying me a glass of: Margarita.
You are welcome to party at Starr if:  you have a proper attitude.
My party mantra: just enjoy the show!
Hi! My name is: Dj Torch
I’m Starr’s resident: DJ
I’m the best at: Muziktending—feeding music to the crowd
Call me if you need: to get in the guest list (hahaha), or song requests etc.
Get on my good side by buying me a glass of: SML (San Mig Light)
You are welcome to party at Starr if: you know how to party!
My party mantra: we party to live!
Hi! My name is: DJ Ritchie Rich
I’m Starr’s resident: Co-DJ
I’m the best at: Music Mixing
Call me if you need: music requests
Get on my good side by buying me a glass of: San Miguel Light or Tanduay Ice
You are welcome to party at Starr if: you dress yourself properly
My party mantra: Don’t be afraid to go solo at STARR. You don’t need anyone except yourself and the spirit of partying.
Hi! My name is: Jommel a.k.a The Party Animal
I’m Starr’s Resident: Barker
I’m the best at: welcoming the party people.
Call me if you need: me to greet someone, or be known.
Get on my good side by buying me a glass of: anything! As long as it’s free.
You are welcome to party at Starr if: you can have fun and party with the Starr people.
My party mantra: I’m the party animal and I am paid to parteeeey!
Hi! My name is: Wacky
I’m Starr’s resident: photographer.
I’m the best at: taking photos of you partying.
Call me if you need: great photos of you and your friends partying like a star!
Get on my good side by buying me a glass of: Vodka.
You are welcome to party at Starr if: you’re flashing your biggest smile for the camera.
My party mantra: drink more, party harder, and smile the biggest!
Hi! My name is: Chef Esther Acaso
I’m Starr’s resident: Executive Chef
I’m the best at: monitoring the kitchen operations to give you food that is fit for a star!
Call me if you need: the best club food in the city. Great quality, great taste, great presentation.
Get on my good side by buying me a glass of: Starr Iced Tea.
You are welcome to party at Starr if: you appreciate good food and drinks.
My party mantra: enjoy great food, enjoy great drinks, and enjoy partying at Starr!
Hi! My name is: Deneey
I’m Starr’s resident: Mixologist (Bartender)
I’m the best at: mixing drinks.
Call me if you need: social lubricants (alcohol).
Get on my good side by buying me a glass of: Martini.
You are welcome to party at Starr if: you are willing to try new cocktails.
My party mantra: When life gives you lemons, bring out the Tequila and Salt!
Hi! My name is: DJ Gary Tomas
I’m Starr’s resident: DJ
I’m the best at: playing Vocal House, Electro House, and Retro music.
Call me if you need: me to play your music. I was born to please.
Get on my good side by buying me a glass of: Vodka
You are welcome to party at Starr if: you are dressed properly and are willing to let your hair down.
My party mantra: party ‘til you drop.
Catch Confessions of a Partyphile (the radio show) at 105.9 Mix FM or www.mixfm1059.com every Wednesday nights, from six to nine in the evening. For comments, suggestions, and more confessions from this partyphile, log on to http://party.i.ph or follow him at http://twitter.com/zhaun.
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